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I am a Digital Artist
Wouldn't you like to know.
19/United States
Why I Am Here
- To farm social outcasts in order to build up an army.
- To get my ego stroked
- To view pretty, pretty mudkips
Last Visit: 55 minutes ago
Ulysses Solomon Archer
Art Zone
Personal Zone
Misc. Zone
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
-SpaceBalls
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Impopular ಠ_ಠ
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.: But I'll never be defined like that. ~
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I'm feeling FAT, AND SASSY.
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Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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